WHO ARE PARENTS? explained

last night was really fun, at around 6pm dhan and i made a crazy run to the bottle shop because we thought maybe they would close early being a public holiday and also made an icecream dash at manly, i had vanilla with gummi bears and twix mmmmm. we were joined by ro & phil.
then i went homeskies and had a quick slice or two of pizza den went to dani k's. just a small group, dhan, phil, ben, lora, jake and myself.





i was the official measurer in regards to BEN OR PHIL> WHO HAS SKINNER TOP THIGH?
i think i gave phil the title and ben got a bit pouty





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what the crap was this bird up to? thinking back it can't have been too healthy, walking along the road in the middle of the night and coming across a small bird sleeping standing up on the front lawn???? oh poor little guy i bet he's dead

so we stopped at marcus's place, then walked lora home . phil was trying to peg a dead lizard at me, cunt. we all climbed in the teensy back seat which is bens datsun, sat there for a while but some how everyone had disappeared and it was just ben and i chatting. i think i mainly complained how i couldn't move much and there wasn't much available oxygen!

phil walked me part of the way home but jeez i was so scared again, and looking back i must have been incredibly wasted because i was running down the middle of a 6-lane bridge (by myself) jumping over the waist-high barrier every few seconds so the axe murderers couldn't get a swing at me. knowing me i was probably sooking like a little girl because i was so scared. then a car came and i was like shit im in the middle of this fucking bridge so i ran down the path calling tom to pick me up or i'm gonna dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
he did!
haha i got a message in the morning from phil saying "are you alive or did the man in the bushes get you?" clearly i was a mess but i would have actually had the same outlook despite my mental state!
fun night