Hideous People Equals More Germs For The Consumer

I just got off the phone from phil, and being such an avid reader of my blog he asked why i havent done one since the wedges. living to please i thought why not. i think it might be a long one but im really not sure i was never a good estimater so lets just see how it playz out
last night was adrian's 18th. i arrived at about 10.30 which im really pleased with because it gave me uninterupted time with the bouncer who i found amazing !! i approached the door with little butterflies of excitement in my stomach (which may i add is v. sick at the moment) and our conversation went a little something like this:
BOUNCER: hello there, you're a little late !
ME: (giggling like a fuck!) oh yeah i had a few things to do (?!?)
BOUNCER: well it sounds like everyone's having a good time, what's your name ? (consulting the list)
ME: rachel g
spent agesss looking ********************** for some unknown reason i saved this post as a draft i guess to come back to and finish because something more appealing was offered..it looks like its from sunday. i cant really be bothered continuing it, it's really fallen into the past

so today is tuesday. school- nothing particularly interesting we had our photography assessments which was an interview + portfolio. it went ok it was quite fun because we got to invent our whole character. i lived in the bronx but was sold to cirque de francais at age 12 then abandoned in paris. oh haha then school was over and we got a lift up to the shops with mattressdawg in his cosy car and when we were pulling into his drive it's right by the church and they always have these signs like eg "THERE IS ONE GOD ... YOU ARE NOT HIM" and i said 'ahh i hate those religious/god quotes theyre so annoying and incorrect' or something similiar, then i followed it by 'oh i bet you're going to say that your dad writes them eh matt! (i truly expected a 'no' otherwise i would have kept my mouth shut from the start) then he said 'haha yeahh he does'
FOOK ! stained my reputation in their books
but seriously, i really find that christianity is the only religion that pushes conversion to THEE SUPERIOR RELIGION and all this punishment jargon, sins jargon, obeying jargon. but once again this is just me talkkkkkinggggg. no religion for me i dont need that kind of burden

then me and phil went to gloria jeans. i had a mango smoothie and caramel slice. it was quite nice actually. although there was something slightly off with the smoothie i think it might be that the guy who made it left hideous germs in it. then we talked about common speak, ie me very angry, referring to a hulk type character whos muscles may start to swell at this point and he turns a shade of green? pants suddenly become cutoffs, that type of thing. made a trip across the .. 'square?' (jamo square) to the oppy where i got a nice sort of flanno sort of not, some glasses and some heart bracelets for 25c each !

tom and i got nandos for dinner. it was a strange change from oporto. and in about 10min ill head to phils for australias next top model, which by the way is not compulsory anymore because my dad decided to reinstall foxtel after about a 2 week break ! i guess we just enjoy eachothers company too much

we even have total !bands /bracelets. this is the end

Truly The Wrong Nigga To Fuck With

Maybe i don't even like you
Maybe i'm actually casting spells on you and all that bad luck has a s-s-s-source





i'm never a sometimes friend

devidy dev

so devo, looked in a saucepan that was simmering and saw what i thought was wedges and i was like mm yeah then i was like yo where's the wedges and mums like no wedges and im like but the saucepan had some and mums like that was apple
DEVS for me i don't want no soggy apple

YO RACH

aww fuck i was just about to write an average blog of an average to bad day because today wasn't that good as i said to phil 'i dont feel motivated today' 'motivated for what?' 'motivated for life' haa then we spoke of hanging ourselves in a forest like those emos but that was pure joke because that is cheeAT. anyway, also because i felt left out by friend, but then mum just said 'did you get your letters'

i said what letters mum? and she handed me 3 postcards and a letter. letter was from tash in campbelltown (!!) because we communicate via pen and paper, a joy to read, and postcards were all from jobeyjobe haha but it wasnt curb yo enthusiasm at all he just had a lot of nice stuff to say

so that brightened my day significantly so i thought why not give this life thing a shot instead of hanging myself in a forest. but not really

aw fuck i just discovered a coloss bite on my index finger
bye!

now Martha please recall, meet me out for coffee

back at school since monday ,it's actually been bearable espeshly since today we got dealt the get out of school/job/school free card since it's anzaccccccc. and there's only 2 terms left anyway then it's all over. as phil would say, "im not sure how i feel" about this situation. i think i'll feel jealous when i see all the little kiddies off to school while i dont go cauz im finished. yes twill be sad. another surprise was i thought i failed heaps of my exams but the ones so far ive done heaps well, heaps good, heaps lame to say what i got but lets just say it was heaps bril. !

well last night was fun. went over to phil's to watch next top model with the man himself, jay,holly,DG and DK and we had pizza and i had heaps of d.coke mmm. haha before we watched next top we viewed various videos of us that phil had taken, one was the one of DK and phil stalking/lurking me in my household hahaaa the best footage was when they were in my wardrobe ,laughing at my leopard shoes and a freaky doll that jess from NZ made me. so fab it was, i might try post it one day.

oh man heaps devo that jane from next top got eliminated !! not because we like her- she's probably the chattest thing i have ever seen, but she brings so much entertainment to us. it must be the swearing, greasy skin, motionless top lip and general hideousness that we loved to watch. and o.m.g. alice almost got eliminated. i knew they wouldnt though because her potential is undeniable. jay kept saying 'you guys aren't serious' that we loved her because..well im not sure why because she's amazing.







then we all went to max brenner AGAIN haha it was so packed out even at like 10.30. everyone stared at us as usual. stayed there for about 1/2 hour then went back to phillys and my the rain was troublesome ! martha handled it ok but apparently brucey was struggling according to DG. watched some more videos, FTV, DG and jayd left thennn .. me DK and phil did stuff till 2. lets just say we love martha and hoods

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxrayy

AAAH ! REAL MONSTERS

ok, so yesterday we went searching for the australia's next top model house !! oh excuse me, we = danik, phillup, jessik and myself. our mission seemed so clearcut, we'd stared at the street whenever they showed it on the show, and it was a street that had a roundabout at the end, a slight hill and the house is square and dark grey. and we came to the conclusion that it had to be in paddington because they regularly visited oxford st, yet shopped in upmarket boutiques. hello, paddington.

WE DID NOT FIND IT !! we drove around for agesss, map in hand, video cam to document everything, everyone shouting directions, actually that's kind of a lie because we're all so indecisive so we would just remain silent when ever dk asked left right or straight eee! the hunt actually started on what we thought was a good note becauz we saw a girl who looked crazy like danika (the one who always laughs unnecessarily) and when we pulled over and chased her into the cofa art supplies store it wasnt her, didnt even look like her ! after an hour or two we went back to bondi to have lunch- oporto again, watched this 6 y/o shredding at the bowl, he was so fab.

we continued our search but it was in vain. we eventually resorted to calling out to people on the street 'excuse me do you know how to get to australia's next top model house'
wah wah wah. car sounded sick so we went home

at about 8 that night dk picked me up after she'd been doing 90 laps in the pool at the gym by my house !! 90 ! slightly waterlogged, chilled at hers for a bitt went and saw some villians at forestway maccas then went to max brenner at st ives. we lost the others on the way so it was just me and dk, v intimate. i had waffles with chocolate and icecream. again. so much for healthy eating and exercise ! ( this replaced the proposed evening of physical activity)




bah ! who needs health at this age anyway

slept at dks, before bed we relived childhood cartoons on youtube. who could forget aaah! real monsters and the animals of farthing wood. and we came to the conclusion that a lot of these cartoons were slightly off, slightly paedophiliac in a way. ie JOHNSON AND FRIENDS. er yuck, seriously watch it and think 'what was i thinking' or 'is this legit'
answer : NO . look at that damn hot waterbottle it's hideous and groping the ball, and the show is full of peeping:



and there were soooo many more we found; gummi bears, rupert the bear, round the twist, liftoff, benjamin the rabbit and heaps more ! we also wondered where did all these shows go?? none of them are around anymorez

just before sleep (danik keeps ALL her huge windows open all the time) we heard this laugh that was so horrorshow, like a maniac clown with a big big knife
slept well, in the morn watched tv while j.kawa assignmented (in her creative writing her main character ended up being called 'chika') and m.kawa made me pancakes. schoop!

today i went to the photography room but it wasnt very good. it was just one of those days where i dont get any perfect prints. lame ! and phil was chasing me with soggy teabags and whacking my bare skin with them wah lame.

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What happened yesterday:

When I first heard about the multiple shootings at Virginia Tech yesterday, my first thought was about my friends, and my second thought was "I bet it was Seung Cho."

Cho was in my playwriting class last fall, and nobody seemed to think much of him at first. He would sit by himself whenever possible, and didn't like talking to anyone. I don't think I've ever actually heard his voice before. He was just so quiet and kept to himself. Looking back, he fit the exact stereotype of what one would typically think of as a "school shooter" – a loner, obsessed with violence, and serious personal problems. Some of us in class tried to talk to him to be nice and get him out of his shell, but he refused talking to anyone. It was like he didn't want to be friends with anybody. One friend of mine tried to offer him some Halloween candy that she still had, but he slowly shook his head, refusing it. He just came to class every day and submitted his work on time, as I understand it.

A major part of the playwriting class was peer reviews. We would write one-act plays and submit them to an online repository called Blackboard for everyone in the class to read and comment about in class the next day. Typically, the students give their opinions about the plays and suggest ways to make it better, the professor gives his insights, then asks the author to comment about the play in class.

When we read Cho's plays, it was like something out of a nightmare. The plays had really twisted, macabre violence that used weapons I wouldn't have even thought of. Before Cho got to class that day, we students were talking to each other with serious worry about whether he could be a school shooter. I was even thinking of scenarios of what I would do in case he did come in with a gun, I was that freaked out about him. When the students gave reviews of his play in class, we were very careful with our words in case he decided to snap. Even the professor didn't pressure him to give closing comments.

After hearing about the mass shootings, I sent one of my friends a Facebook message asking him if he knew anything about Seung Cho and if he could have been involved. He replied: "dude that's EXACTLY what I was thinking! No, I haven't heard anything, but seriously, that was the first thing I thought when I heard he was Asian."

While I "knew" Cho, I always wished there was something I could do for him, but I couldn't think of anything. As far as notifying authorities, there isn't (to my knowledge) any system set up that lets people say "Hey! This guy has some issues! Maybe you should look into this guy!" If there were, I definitely would have tried to get the kid some help. I think that could have had a good chance of averting yesterday's tragedy more than anything.

While I was hesitant at first to release these plays (because I didn't know if there are laws against it), I had to put myself in the shoes of the average person researching this situation. I'd want to know everything I could about the killer to figure out what could drive a person to do something like this and hopefully prevent it in the future. Also, I hope this might help people start caring about others more no matter how weird they might seem, because if this was some kind of cry for attention, then he should have gotten it a long time ago.

As far as the victims go, as I was heading to bed last night, I heard that my good friend Stack (Ryan Clark) was one of the first confirmed dead. I didn't want to believe that I'd never get to talk to him again, and all I could think about was how much I could tell him how much his friendship meant to me. During my junior year, Ryan, another friend and I used to get breakfast on Tuesdays and Thursdays at Shultz Dining Hall, one of the cafeterias on campus, and it was always the highlight of my day. He could talk forever it seemed and always made us laugh. He was a good friend, not just to me, but to a lot of people, and I'll miss him a lot.

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this really shocked me. the columbine massacre is so infamous and all school-shootings post-columbine were always compared to it, and the virginia-tech shooting claimed 33 ppl including the shooter which is more than twice it. i read a couple of his plays that had been put on the internet from his uni classes. i dont really know how i feel, theyre obviously screwed and i dont really understand why nothing was done to stop this .. but then again what could have been done. i feel sick thinking about him and what he did . these are some extracts from plays they had to write in college.

From "Richard McBeef":

"What are you, a Catholic priest! i will not be molested by an aging balding overweight pedophilic stepdad named Dick! Get your hands off me you sicko! Damn you, you Catholic priest! Just stop it, Michael Jackson. Let me guess, you have a pet named Dick in Neverland ranch and you want me to go with you to pet him, right?"

"I hate him. Must kill Dick. Must kill Dick. Dick must die. Kill Dick... Richard McBeef. What kind of name is that? What an ass-hole name. I don't like it. And look at his face. What an ass-hole face. I don't like his face at all. You don't think i can kill you, Dick? You don't think i can kill you? Gotcha. Got one eye... Got the other eye."

From "Mr. Brownstone":

"I wanna kill him"

"I wanna watch him bleed like he made us kids bleed"

If you want to read them, here's the link:

Cho Seung-Hui

you really probably dont want to read it.

There's nothing really i can say about this.. one persons sadness and disturbia killed all these people. I don't want to hate, but i think i do. hopefully something better for him came after death. i feel for all those affected
that's all

JOSEPH SALEH / LURKY McLURK

the weirdest shit just happened to me !! holy mongrel its still quivering through my bones damn my bored, bored friends.
but i'll come to that later,
today me danik and phil went to bondi. the drive there in the tampon was lovely. umm what did we do? dan did a fab reverse park and she continues to do so, so that rubbish she speaks that she can't park is rubbish !!
we looked in some shoppies but weren't really feeling it so we got some oporto, then icecream- well phil got a choco-lite (i think?) which the guy was wayyy too enthusiastic with and it was sloshing all down the sides so he quickly became repulsed with so much choco-lite, dani got some mocha milkshake thing and i got a smoothie. sat on the hill by the beach and watched this skater that dani had become obsessed with ! ba! he was not hot, slightly attractive maybe. he had the complexion of theROCK from WWF (oops WWE ) and an almost shaved head and baggy cottonish pants with a tight white singlet. ohhhh man my unattraction totally supported the theory we came up with which is v. true that i am attracted to scrawny/ anorexic legged boys, and i have to add smoking a cig to that. anyway, when he realised they were blatantly staring at him he took his shirt off aha that makes me sick, dani was swooned. we stayed there for about an hour i think. i was more enthralled by brazillian tourists all running into the water screaming and holding hands at the same time. then our parking expireed so we had a heaps scenic route back, went through the spit way. chilled at phillys for a while, went to drop jessik at softball training, came back, ate dinner watched some biggest loser. which is when we decided we are going to lose weight ! haha we'd been eating takeaway all day, all holidays really and we were so motivated so we're apparently not eating any more mcdonalds for the rest of the holidays (eek) and going to increase exercise. actually i lie, start exercise. tomorrow night instead of socialising withour friends me and phil decided we are going to go for a bike ride and do exercise. at night ! total ! schoop !
then we had to go pick jessk up which was lovely in principle because they were MEANT to finish at 8.00pm and we'd get home intime for next top model at 8.30 but their stupid fucking coach who i could have smashed dead killed the life out of him kept them there until 8.29 !!!! ahhhh. hahaha when jessi started coming over we were like hurry jess huryyyyy next top model and we had the door open and the boot open and we were all screaming (jess included) and were basically driving off before she was seated and everyone was like byee jess ! and we were shouting THERE'S NO TIME THERE'S NO TIME TO REPLY ! we managed to get from curl curl to the ville in like 6-7mins i think, and just missed the start. oh well, it was quite a good episode. alice i loveee she is so malnourished and emotionless and hilare ! steph f. got eliminated, who was phils favourite. it should have been jane she is disgusting. unhealthy pale and spotted and with a shine on top of her eyebrows and a droopy face and motionless top lip and Er she is just repulsive. always swearing and loriding her pants and being so unenthusiastic.
ANYWAY. so i called tom to pick me up and we got home about quarter past 10 or something, and i wound down then went to watch tv ( on these ppl who survived shark attacks and stuff !) in toms room alone. long story short, im incredibly frigtened in my house because i live next to a deserted house where a murderer called P.M.H. buries his victims. and when me and phil broke into his basement last summer it confirmed our suspicions and we stole something of his and he's aware and is on my trail to kill me, but is biding his time so he drives me insane. anywayz, so i was watching tv and i was really close to the window, and then i hear this tapping. im an incredibly jumpy and sus individual with a crazy imagination and i thought it was P.M.H finally making his move or tom being shit twin. i stayed still hoping i had imagined it then it went again and i heard the bushes rustling. i was like fuck this shit and bolted downstairs where mum and tom were watching tv and i was like eh? stop fucking doing that tom you know how scared i am ! and he was like what? and mum always gives it away straight away when someones lying but she was like what are you talking about rachel? i kept accusing but they really held there ground. but i was so freaked that tom said hed come with me becoz i really wanted to seeee if these ppl were mauled by sharks, then we were in his room again and my phone rang off private number and i was like hello? and it was just heavy breathing and it happened again oh that reminds me a bit before this tom came and said my phone was ringing but it was in my room and i should go get it but i made him but he said he couldnt find it (i should have smelled a rat then) so i was like er..got it, continued watching tv. back to the phonecalls, then i was lke fuck off i know its you danik rada rada. then phil called and i was like where the fuck are you ! and hes like..um im at home. and i was liike whatever your outside my fucking house scaring me arent you! but they denied so i made him go wake up his mum to prove he was at home but it took ages so i just hung up, then there was knocking on the door and i was like wahhh im about to be murdered so i made mum answer it and i could tell she was scared..........















THEN PHIL AND DK WERE THERE WITH A VIDEO CAM PISSING THEMSELVES with me being like fuck you fuck you ahhhh you cunts omg . hahaha it was so brill, they had followed me home from the ville to the cove, communicated with tom through a window then gotten into my house, snuck into my room (they were hiding in my cupboard when tom told me to go get my phone) but then i left. they said they saw me doing various stuffs, spying through reflections in paintings and shit ! so basically they were lurking in my house, my room without me even noticing. which in the long run makes me incredibly scared because its so easy for P.M.H. to do the same. those fuckers !
i bet they'll totally show it on y12 grad. all the footage of me is so total, like rapping and dancing and now being like omg omg omg in my house
damn my friends and their pro lurking. i feel like a sitting duck in my house now :(

STOP READING MY BLOG JAY !

Mephisto Jones

IM GOING BACK TO NZ !!









it has been way too long, approximately 53 weeks. can't wait to see people ! especially jessdawg in her new flatdawg ! get a meal of Satay Kingdom i wonder if it still exists. If Maeve's car still exists. oh wellington it has been too long.
i leave on the 28th June.

Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Woop Johnny Woop

DK has her Ps yayyy it makes jay-phil-dk-ray hangs soo much easier
we went to dinner at New Orleans tonight @ crows nesty. it was nice. the waiter was totally in love with jay and her flirtatious character
we recalled primary school memories haha it was sooo funny. dk and phils forestville game 'johnny johnny johnny johnny woop johnny woop' hardly compared to me and jays castle cove 'spaghetti, meatballs and a biig banana' haha holy shivers our playground lingo was so pornographic at the virgin age of like..10?!

we walked heaps lanky. vid doesnt do it justice though



got some coldrock at manly. coconut icecream with twix and gummibears there is nothing better !
dk rules reverse parallel parking eeeehaha
thanks danzo
circle twirling with fingers to jt what goes around comes around
aggressive moves to avril, fall out boy and hilary duff with love
pure indulgence to sexual healing babyyy im hot just like an oven, i need some lovin

yayer

MC rules / When Hunger Strikes

hahaha fuck i had a funny moment today. it was about 11am this morning and i was absolutely starving - it had gotten pretty severe from about townhall then on oxford it couldnt go on. stopped at hungry jacks and the manager was standing right at the counter with a huge grin on his face and (not racist!) a pakistan accent which spelled trouble from the start. lack of customers =d enthusiasm for us and i nervously/timidly said.. auhm..are you still serving breakfast?
"we have everything"
um.. sorry do you have breakfast?
"everything! we have everything you want"
so like..do you have a sausage MCmuffin?
yes we have sausage muffins
ohk can i get a sausage MCmuffin then please

hahhaa fuck! i didnt even realise i was stating MCmuffin till phil pointed it out afterwards its just instinct for me you cant say muffin referring to one that has meat in it without adding mc. i love mc
anyway, it was so chat. probably the worst thing i have tasted, nothing like the mc. it had a huge slab of thick egg which contaminated it all and was v undercooked and soggy. blergh. ate it though i was starving

Black Markers On White Walls

i almost missed out on a lovelllly morning which was today ! but it was lovely and i enjoyed it and i didnt miss out
it was the previous night and i planned to have an early mellow night and it wazzz about 8.30pm ( !! ) and i started getting into bed mode. then i saw CSI was on so i watched that and it was about a little boy who smashed his younger brothers head in with a bat! yikes, so i enjoyed that and the forensic science they used was fabb then it was 9.30 and i was content with going to bed but noticed CSI miami was one so i watched that and it was also good, compelling, about a family and the sons drug dealings get his father killed and once again they use cool forensic science to solve the mystery ie. they noticed the sawn off gun had unique markings caused only by a vice which was also on the homemade necklace of the wife from the killer eeee probs doesnt make much sense without the context but itwas good. THEN it was 10.30 and i was like awyeah def time for bed but then real life crime stories? or something of a similar title was on and it really wasnt v good at all but it had a wackedout story line about murder and incest and stolen identity and stuff that by the end of that it was 11.30 ! then i realised i had a text from Amerossi saying lets go to breakfast tomorrow morning because its the only time i have before i go away. and that was sent about 3 hours previous which was when i got sucked into the crime shows !
i replied, no reply. sent a WAKE UP! no reply. given up all hope at about 9.45 next morning whennn i got a call from Amerossi saying yo ill be there in 30 yew !
blueberry flapjacks with maple syrup and tropical juice went down a treat at one of our fav places at balmoral. they write their menu on the walls with texta lolll
xxx holl-a

Alcohol Gets Flowing Dramas Get Going

this is a little confrontation i unknowingly captured a couple of nights ago



ben you're not an evil person we love you sero especially phillydawg. whos voice is quite feminine during outbursts

i also have an undercover bruise right down my shin to foot after a friend's (who wants to remain anonymous) boastings left us squashing mother nature, sorry darling

Laugh out loud

what did i do today? today my lovely other who i shared the womb with drove me to jamo square at 7 in the morn to drop off some money to dk and j. the plan was id meet them at the great escape later in the day cauz of stuff to sort out so i gave them money for my ticket and zoes and katies ticket and bid them farewell and me + tom had brekkie at maccas. i must have been craving maple syrup because i was liike totally scraping the bottom of the pot and that usually doesnt happen. maybe my mouth was dry but im not sure if thats accurate because my oj was left basically untouched
then we went to woolies to get an emergency poncho for today because its hell rainy and i remember at homebake with katie we were soooo cold probably the coldest i have ever been in my life and although it was a blast (especially muthacunting scrib-eee !!) i did not want to experience the teeth clenching bone shuddering mind numbing colldnesss of the body. but they didnt have any
started driving back to the c-cove and passed j and dk still at the busstop ! wound down window shouted yo they said zoe wasnt coming but they had 2 othr aquaintances i did not know. said id see them later. got home, sat thinking for about 2 hours about the situation then called dk who was almost there and said im not coming
im not exactly sure why but sitting here now with dry feet im content

Aides

french aids



who was the brains behind this campaign. personally i'd like to know

bliss

oh my.

trillest !

eeeeeeeeeeeee oh I am going to get CRUNK 2nyt
yeah dawgydawg i smoke crack i smoke crack

Addicted to Up & Go

tummy rumblings. some people find them offensive. others have complete albums of whale's tummy rumblings which they play in order to soothe the nerves. but you can save your cash. your tummy's full. or it soon will be. and your nerves are so calm you're able to read

Credit.

NOM*d

went grocery shopping with tom today!
felt like a teenage married couple- which is wrong in soo many ways
on saturday i saw this jacket i really liked in spacejunk but the thing was i didnt realise i really liked it until i was almost home because thats what happens to me. i only i realise ii like something when i dont stop thinking about it





soo appealing. i recall it being around $500 but seeing as everything ive been wearing for the past few ages has been about $1 each i think its time i got something special. haha it will be weird to not be wearing an entire outfit worth $7.50 that an old pensioner hobbled around in before it got to me

also on this saturday, phil complained that his feet were getting wet (doesnt wear shoes) and then we noticed a smell- he feared urine- but i knew straight away it was alcohol. it was trickling everywhere and within minutes had made numerous rivers riight down the bus. behind us was an old old man with brown bottle shaped paper bag tilting over because he was asleep
the thing is, i am certain he was dead