rant pt. II

i really hate those girls that apply like, 12 applications of fake tan in one go, plus bronzing lotion on the day. you know, the kind you see in big female groups at festivals, all wearing the same high-waisted denim shorts, singlet, headband and wayfarers. oh, and plimsoles. but the main dislike of mine is your fucking streaky legs. it's not even raining but your tan has bled all over the place, running in rivers down your legs, collecting at your ankles and staining your white plimsoles. and don't even get me started on your fucked up (bronzed) faces !!

it's like, what the fuck is wrong with you? do you think that shit looks good? looks hot? na!