Aw shit i just remembered something i really had to write
I WENT FOR A RUN THIS EVENING!
this simply had to be blogged seeing as i hadn't done any vigourous/ intentional exercise in about a month
and five years
!!!!
i had to go at night because the concept of public exercise makes me blush just envisioning myself puffing and other people seeing this. GROSS! a slight problem because i clearly have an overactive imagination and i had to run about 20 metres away from the edge of the bushes (on a round oval) so no hermits could grab me or bush hidin' teens could roll me etc etc. so a circumference of about 800m got cut to like......................... a lot less (i dropped mathz)
i couldn't find the exit through the bushes so i ended clawing my way through spiders webs and rapidly flapping my hands in front of my face so there were no spidery surprises. haha i wish there was some sort of film i'm such an awkward exerciser
but yeah! i feel as if i'll look down and they'll be nothing there, i exercised it all away
GROSS!
no exercise ever again, apart from necessary escapades and things like that are necessary and shit, because that's necessary not gross