today i was quite tired. this is because last night after we (DK PHIL RAY aka mwah) had watched antm at philz crib we went to his room to listen to (at first) 'soothing sleep music' which he has power naps too but OMG NO NO NO DK AND PK YOU ARE WRONG it was frantic and jumpy and while they would be thinking 'time to sleep shut those eyes' i would be like 'can't sleep too much to do can't sleep too much to do' it makes me feel FRANTIC. the so called climax of the song relaxed me more but this was quickly followed by CANT SLEEP TOO MUCH TO DO CANT SLEEP TOO MUCH TO DO all over again ! i tell you what's the point !
but after this, DK asked wait what's these songs and it was from a cd Phil's dad had gotten him because he's an avid movie maker and it was entitled something like 'Death and Horror sounds' probz not because my memory is appalling and i really don't thing anyone would be as cruel to name their own product that, and it was like sound effects to add to movies. but yeah, DK and i made him play it and oh mercy my blood ran cold and i was torn between hysterical laughter on the floor and sheer spewworthyness as the computer played us tunes called 'ripping off fingernails' 'pulling out tongue' 'cutting wrists' 'two throats cut at the same time' and 'involuntary regurgitation' . naturally, as the sandman was attempting to sprinkle sand in my german eyes later that night, he was overthrown by my stomachs sadness as it recalled two throats cut at the same time
omg and something i also wanted to get out was there's this guy at work who really bugs me, he's short and stocky and stole every nickname i have for the original DK (because they share the same name) and to get your attention he dances and does little jigs and whooshing noises from the mouth. please, don't bring about the involuntary regurgitation
HAHA and one more thing was this sign beautiful amer found for me which really couldnt be more targetted at my humour and at first made me think oh shit is god reading my blogs, then oh shit is the man that makes gods signs reading my blog hahaa whatevs i love me and god should really realise that his name spelt backwards is dog. as in the family pet that is controlled not in control, and hopefully sleeps in a kennel
AMEN
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