Dappled Cities Fly

I feel like there is a whirlwind of jumbled debris of the past few days zipping through my head and i really just need to put it down and sort it out into some sort of order, not just to give me some rest but i'm sure these thoughts would appreciate it too because i'm not sure i'd appreciate cloudyness of the mind either

So, er.. firstly, i remember about a week ago i got a mango smoothie from Gjs and i was shocked at how un-smoothie like it was, and assumed it was because of hideous germs but actually i ordered one again on maybe friday and it was completely different. i worked out this is because the first guy made me a chiller not a smoothie, and i was basically speaking complete untruths saying wow i enjoy this smoothie when really, it wasn't a smoothie at all, so i think i feel a bit cheated as a customer.
Secondly, i have no braces. Its strange, very slimy and i feel like i have way too much lip, but apparently this is normal. I think i'm holding on to my old ways because i refuse to bite an apple yet, because my teeth feel so flimsy and susceptible to snappage.
Thirdly, I have all my friends and couldn't be happier. It came at a good time as well seeing as i have some 'pearly gates' (Phil's term) to convey the happiness.
Fourthly, do people think me and phil are a couple? elena's 'phil.. do you like rachel?' , our excessive time spent together and comfortableness and pouncyness. haha the other day i think it was monday when me dk phil and kate* were sitting on standard grassy bondi slope i think he was giving me a hand massage because i insist and a hilare tribal looking man walks past and shouts at the top of his lungs 'luckiest man in the whole world, you're the luckiest man on the whole damn planet' haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa everyone in the vicinity was lykk totally larfing i actually felt quite uncomfortable spesh cause there was a boy im in love with v. nearby. oh he's amazing (i think?) his name is josh (i think?) ba whatevs. so yes definitely this is a funny situation
this reminds me of all the funny situations involving this gang and bondi. ie on saturday DK was quite an erratic driver taking early turnoffs and generally being quite flustered with martha, like the car stopping on the main road and she panics and tries to turn it on but its already on and everyones staring and shes screaming and im laughing and it's just brill. oh and on monday we were waiting at some lights then we see a suss character with a window cleaner and water bottle approaching with purpose in his eyes and realising his intentions we were like oh no but he was already scrubbing the window but we didnt want to pay $$$ so we drove after he'd done his work and he was scowling

are things any clearer? i don't really think so it just got a lot worse because mum just started talking about my HSC and its really just like please leave me alone
xxxthree kisses

*friend from DKs side