shed some light

my diet last few days has been appalling not nutritious appalling. it's been birthdays though so does that work as an excuse. but why do i need an excuse i can eat appalling if i want to. example
friday
breakfast: croissant, large jelly snake
snack: cadbury's roses
morning tea: v. amer choco cake
snack: lemon lime & bitters, v. amer choco cake, cadbury's roses
lunch: rainbow paddlepop, cadbury's roses, michael's leftover birthday cake
afternoon tea: birthday cake, sparkling app juice, v. amer choco cake
dinner: asian mafia gang

saturday
breakfast: resting
lunch: nutella toast
snack: freddo frogs, banana
lunch: hawaiian pizza pick off the pineapple
snacks: gum gum gum until 10.30
dinner: my leftover bday cake, nutella toast

sunday is blank i just don't know i just dont understand

monday
breakfast: just right, banana, zinc, water
snack: 2 squares of chocolate, gum
**nothing until 3.30 i starved**
afternoon tea: orange fizzy drink (inkling it was not fanta- french tutorz), 2 yellow lollies
afternoon tea (home) : 4 ferrero rocheres, stirfry

from doing this i have come to a few conclusions that don't support my body at all
#1: i consume vast amounts of chocolate
#2: i'm obviously an anorexic and/or bulemic for haviing such an extensive recount of my eating habits (bar sunday)
#3: what would mum say

these are all incorrect so what does this show about scientists who do experiments and research to find out things it may be all LIES. although this was the truth, its basically blatantly lieing if someone wanted to find out my eating habits because its just not true

#1: lollies rule
#2: i have terrible memory and don't know why i happened to remember what i ate from friday (thats why i put it in a blog because it was so shock horror)- i dont recall vomiting after meals, iinfact i havent even vomited in abuot 5 years even when im crunk zonked out my body just wont allow iit
#3 mum says praise

everything is lies believe nothing